Get a Clue!

Are men so freaking insecure about everything that you go out and all of a sudden you're cheating on them? Hello?! You can't push your girlfriend or wife to go 0ut and then turn it around to "why you gotta go out for" "why are you dressed up?" Motherfucker, you told me to go out and it'd be a good idea. 0o0o0o I might get hit on.. If youre that insecure that I can't get hit on for fear I may sleep with them, well then you have issues N need help.. BAD! And then there's the fact that maybe, just maybe, I'm not a hobag. I do not sleep around. I go out to have a good time and hang out. If i get hit on, well whatever, it's just a good time. Not like I'm going to take it and run with it. And maybe if you have to ask me or others 147463156 times if I'm cheating on you, maybe you should look at yourself. Are you cheating on me? It's a given obvious, if you're always asking something, chances are is youre doing it and you have a guilty conscience and need to turn it around on me so you can feel better about your no good just getting by lowlife self! WTF?!
WAIT!! Don't get me wrong, women do it, too. Cheating around getting with every man in the universe.. Are you kidding me?! Get a different hobby.. Oh and my favorite! "I'm pregnant!" Well wtf did you think was going to happen when you slept with 246156752 guys that month and you just had 26526 abortions this year.. Come on people, get a clue!!

I had to vent, thanks for reading!